Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott

Author:Rob Elliott
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2016-05-26T16:00:00+00:00

Q: What do ghosts do in their spare time?

A: They read boo-ks.

Q: Why did Dracula get tricked out of his lollipops?

A: Because he’s a sucker.

Q: What is a monster’s favorite dinner dish?

A: Fettuccine Afraid-o

Q: When do ghosts like to go for walks?

A: Sometime in the moaning

Q: What’s black, white, and red all over?

A: Dracula with a sunburn

Q: What do you get when a dentist cleans a zombie’s teeth?

A: A brush with death

Q: How do zombies like their steak?

A: Very, very rare

Q: What do you call a black cat that has eight legs and likes to swim?

A: An octo-puss

Q: What did the zombie say when it looked in my closet?

A: “I wouldn’t be caught dead in these clothes!”

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